Mot: Anyway, if you’re ever in the mood to feel about a million years old,
I was watching TV with my youngest, and a character on the show found an old Walkman.
MY DAUGHTER: “What’s a Walkman?”
ME: “It was a portable music player when I was a kid…it played cassette tapes.”
HER: “What’s a cassette tape?”
ME: “Music used to be on cassette tapes. You know, before CD’s.
HER: “What’s a CD?”
Anyway, if you’re ever in the mood to feel about a million years old, call my kid.
Mot: ……… Aren’t older women great?
“After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, ‘Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.
Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.’
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.”
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Mot: …… and here cums a New “”Tip”” from ole Mot on Raising the “”Wee Folks””
Mot: … Now Ya Knows!!! – Automatic sinks ENJOY messing with us.
Mot: … What a Guy!!! —-
Mot: .. “”Inner Peace”” – ahhh Yes.. Thats What I Needs!!!
