Mot: “Forget it, dear,” says her partner………………..
A woman stands over her tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed.
Finally her exasperated playing partner says, “What’s taking so long? Hit the darn ball!”
The woman answers, “My husband is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.”
“Forget it, dear,” says her partner. “You’ll never hit him from here.”
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.
“If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?”
After pondering the question she answered, “I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet.”
They said “well okay, thank you.” And told her that they would get back to her.
Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, “I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings.” Again, “thank you” and they would get back to her.
Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, “I would like to go to the sun.”
The people from NASA replied, “why, don’t you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?”
The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. “Are you guys dumb? I’d go at night!”
Mot: …. its a Marital Thingy!! — Sum will Understand!!!
Mot: .. I thinks its a marital Thingy!!! Geeeshshshshsh
. Shes Getting REady fer an EXCITING Day !!!
Mot: … What a Ladies Man!!! Pickles reads minds
Mot: .. seems like its Todays Reality fur sure!!!